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		<description><![CDATA[During this month I find many teachers looking for a Grinch Who Stole Christmas Script for a class to perform. I am a teacher too and I know how you feel when you cannot find something good for your pupils. So, here I am trying to be a little help for those looking for Grinch [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedailyquestions.wordpress.com&blog=5301896&post=82&subd=thedailyquestions&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>During this month I find many teachers looking for a <a title="Grinch Who Stole Christmas Script" href="http://toddler-gift.blogspot.com/2008/11/grinch-who-stole-christmas-script.html" target="_blank">Grinch Who Stole Christmas Script</a> for a class to perform. I am a teacher too and I know how you feel when you cannot find something good for your pupils. So, here I am trying to be a little help for those looking for Grinch Who Stole Christmas Script. There are two versions of Grinch Who Stole Christmas Script. The first one is the reader theatre version. I got this script from <a href="http://www.pedagonet.com/quickies/grinch.htm">http://www.pedagonet.com/quickies/grinch.htm</a>. You can go there, register yourself to get the scirpt or just copy the script I have provided below. The second script of Grinch Who Stole Christmas Script is the Jim Carrey version from <a href="http://www.script-o-rama.com/">http://www.script-o-rama.com</a>. I also have provided the script below. Hope this help and happy performing!</p>
<p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Grinch Who Stole Christmas Script: Version 1</span></span><br />
(adapted to Readers Theatre by Sharon Drummond)</p>
<p>ALL:  Every Who down in Who-ville Liked Christmas a lot&#8230;</p>
<p>Who 1: But the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, Did NOT!</p>
<p>Who 2: The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don&#8217;t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.</p>
<p>Who 3: It could be his head wasn&#8217;t screwed on just right.</p>
<p>Who 4: It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.</p>
<p>Who 5: But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.</p>
<p>Who 6: But, whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes, He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,</p>
<p>Who 7: Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown at the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Who down in Who-ville beneath Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.</p>
<p>Grinch: And they&#8217;re hanging their stockings!</p>
<p>Quotations Who: he snarled with a sneer,</p>
<p>Grinch: Tomorrow is Christmas! It&#8217;s practically here!</p>
<p>Who 8: Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,</p>
<p>Grinch: I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!</p>
<p>Who 9: For, tomorrow, he knew&#8230;</p>
<p>Who 10: &#8230;All the Who girls and boys would wake bright and early. They&#8217;d rush for their toys! And then!</p>
<p>Who 11: Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!</p>
<p>Who 12: That&#8217;s one thing he hated!</p>
<p>Who 13: The NOISE!</p>
<p>Who 9: NOISE!</p>
<p>Who 7: NOISE!</p>
<p>Who 12: NOISE!</p>
<p>Who 14: Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.</p>
<p>Who 15: And they&#8217;d feast!</p>
<p>Who 16: And they&#8217;d feast!</p>
<p>Who 17: And they&#8217;d FEAST!</p>
<p>Who 18: FEAST!</p>
<p>Who 19: FEAST!</p>
<p>Who 20: FEAST!</p>
<p>Who 21: They would feast on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast beast</p>
<p>Who 22: Which was something the Grinch couldn&#8217;t stand in the least!</p>
<p>Who 23: And THEN They&#8217;d do something He liked least of all!</p>
<p>Who 24: Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small, Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing. They&#8217;d stand hand-in-hand.<br />
Who 25: And the Whos would start singing!<br />
Who 26: They&#8217;d sing!</p>
<p>Who 27: And they&#8217;d sing!</p>
<p>Who 28: And they&#8217;d SING!</p>
<p>Who 1: SING!</p>
<p>Who 2: SING!</p>
<p>Who 3: SING!</p>
<p>Who 4: And the more the Grinch thought of this Who-Christmas-Sing,</p>
<p>Quotations Who: The more the Grinch thought</p>
<p>Grinch: I must stop this whole thing! Why, for fifty-three years I&#8217;ve put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! &#8230;But HOW?</p>
<p>Who 5: Then he got an idea!</p>
<p>Who 6: An awful idea!</p>
<p>ALL: THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!</p>
<p>Grinch: I know just what to do!</p>
<p>Quotations Who: The Grinch laughed in his throat.</p>
<p>Who 7: And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.</p>
<p>Quotations Who: And he chuckled, and clucked,</p>
<p>Grinch: What a great Grinchy trick! With this coat and this hat, I look just like Saint Nick! All I need is a reindeer&#8230;</p>
<p>Who 8: The Grinch looked around. But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.</p>
<p>Who 9: Did that stop the old Grinch&#8230;?</p>
<p>Grinch: No!</p>
<p>Quotations Who: The Grinch simply said</p>
<p>Grinch: If I can&#8217;t find a reindeer, I&#8217;ll make one instead!</p>
<p>Who 10: So he called his dog, Max.</p>
<p>Who 11: Then he took some red thread. And he tied a big horn on the top of his head.</p>
<p>Who 12: THEN He loaded some bags</p>
<p>Who 13: And some old empty sacks</p>
<p>Who 12:  On a ramshackle sleigh</p>
<p>Who 14: And he hitched up old Max.</p>
<p>Quotations Who: Then the Grinch said</p>
<p>Grinch: Giddap!<br />
Who 15: And the sleigh started down toward the homes where the Whos lay a-snooze in their town.<br />
Who 16: All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.</p>
<p>Who 17: All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care</p>
<p>Who 18: When he came to the first little house on the square.</p>
<p>Grinch: This is stop number one</p>
<p>Quotations Who: The old Grinchy Claus hissed</p>
<p>Who 19: And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.</p>
<p>Who 20: Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.</p>
<p>Who 21: But, if Santa could do it</p>
<p>Who 22: then so could the Grinch</p>
<p>Who 23: He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.</p>
<p>Who 24: Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue where the little Who stockings all hung in a row.</p>
<p>Grinch: These stockings</p>
<p>Quotations Who: he grinned</p>
<p>Grinch: are the first things to go!</p>
<p>Who 25: Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,</p>
<p>Who 26: Around the whole room, and he took every present!</p>
<p>Who 27: Pop guns!</p>
<p>Who 28: And bicycles!</p>
<p>Who 1: Roller skates!</p>
<p>Who 2: Drums!</p>
<p>Who 3: Checkerboards!</p>
<p>Who 4: Tricycles!</p>
<p>Who 5: Popcorn!</p>
<p>Who 6: And plums!</p>
<p>Who 7: And he stuffed them in bags.<br />
Who 8: Then the Grinch, very nimbly, Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!<br />
Who 9: Then he slunk to the icebox.</p>
<p>Who 10: He took the Whos&#8217; feast!</p>
<p>Who 11: He took the Who-pudding!</p>
<p>Who 12: He took the roast beast!</p>
<p>Who 13: He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.</p>
<p>Who 14: Why, that Grinch even took their last can of Who-hash!</p>
<p>Who 15: Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.</p>
<p>Grinch: And NOW!</p>
<p>Quotations Who: grinned the Grinch</p>
<p>Grinch: I will stuff up the tree!</p>
<p>Who 16: And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove<br />
Who 17: When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.<br />
Who 18: He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!</p>
<p>Who 19: Little Cindy-Lou Who<br />
Who 20: who was not more than two.<br />
Who 21: The Grinch had been caught by this tiny Who daughter who&#8217;d got out of bed for a cup of cold water.</p>
<p>Quotations Who: She stared at the Grinch and said</p>
<p>Cindy-Lou Who: Santy Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?</p>
<p>Who 22: But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick. He thought up a lie,</p>
<p>Who 23: he thought it up quick!</p>
<p>Grinch: Why, my sweet little tot</p>
<p>Quotations Who: the fake Santy Claus lied</p>
<p>Grinch: There&#8217;s a light on this tree that won&#8217;t light on one side. So I&#8217;m taking it home to my workshop, my dear. I&#8217;ll fix it up there. Then I&#8217;ll bring it back here.</p>
<p>Who 24: And his fib fooled the child.</p>
<p>Who 25: Then he patted her head and he got her a drink and he sent her to bed.<br />
Who 26: And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup, HE went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!<br />
Who 27: Then the last thing he took was the log for their fire!</p>
<p>Who 28: Then he went up the chimney, himself, the old liar.<br />
Who 1: On their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.<br />
Who 2: And the one speck of food that he left in the house was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.<br />
Who 3: Then He did the same thing to the other Whos&#8217; houses<br />
Who 4: Leaving crumbs much too small For the other Whos&#8217; mouses!</p>
<p>Who 5: It was quarter past dawn&#8230;</p>
<p>Who 6: All the Whos, still a-bed,</p>
<p>Who 7: All the Whos, still a-snooze</p>
<p>Who 8: When he packed up his sled</p>
<p>Who 9: Packed it up with their presents!</p>
<p>Who 10: The ribbons!</p>
<p>Who 11: The wrappings!</p>
<p>Who 12: The tags!</p>
<p>Who 13: And the tinsel!</p>
<p>Who 14: The trimmings!<br />
Who 15: The trappings!<br />
Who 16: Three thousand feet up!</p>
<p>Who 17: Up the side of Mt. Crumpit</p>
<p>Who 18: He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!</p>
<p>Grinch: Pooh-Pooh to the Whos!</p>
<p>Quotation Who: he was grinch-ish-ly humming<br />
Grinch: They&#8217;re finding out now that no Christmas is coming! They&#8217;re just waking up! I know just what they&#8217;ll do! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two then the Whos down in Who-ville will all cry Boo-Hoo! That&#8217;s a noise<br />
Quotations Who: grinned the Grinch<br />
Grinch: That I simply MUST hear!<br />
Who 19: So he paused. And the Grinch put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.<br />
Who 20: It started in low.<br />
Who 21: Then it started to grow&#8230;<br />
Who 22: But the sound wasn&#8217;t sad!<br />
Who 23: Why, this sound sounded merry!<br />
Who 24: It couldn&#8217;t be so!<br />
Who 25: But it WAS merry!<br />
ALL: VERY!<br />
Who 26: He stared down at Who-ville!<br />
Who 27: The Grinch popped his eyes!<br />
Who 28: Then he shook!<br />
Who 1: What he saw was a shocking surprise!<br />
Who 2: Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small, was singing!<br />
Who 3: Without any presents at all!<br />
Who 4: He HADN&#8217;T stopped Christmas from coming!  It came!<br />
Who 5: Somehow or other, it came just the same!<br />
Who 6: And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,<br />
Quotations Who: Stood puzzling and puzzling<br />
Grinch: How could it be so? It came with out ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags!<br />
Who 7: And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.<br />
Who 8: Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn&#8217;t before!<br />
Grinch: Maybe Christmas<br />
Quotations Who: he thought<br />
Grinch: doesn&#8217;t come from a store. Maybe Christmas&#8230;perhaps&#8230;means a little bit more!<br />
Who 9: And what happened then&#8230;?<br />
Who 10: Well&#8230;in Who-ville they say that the Grinch&#8217;s small heart Grew three sizes that day!<br />
Who 11: And the minute his heart didn&#8217;t feel quite so tight, he whizzed with his load through the bright morning light<br />
Who 12: And he brought back the toys!<br />
Who 13: And the food for the feast!<br />
Who 14: And he&#8230;<br />
Who 15: HE HIMSELF&#8230;!<br />
Who 16: The Grinch carved the roast beast!<br />
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<p><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:130%;">Grinch Who Stole Christmas Script: Version 2</span><br />
Inside a snow flake&#8230;</p>
<p>like the one on your sleeve&#8230;</p>
<p>lay the small town of Whoville&#8211;</p>
<p>the home of the Whos!</p>
<p>and the Whoville Band marched<br />
in their Christmas-ybest.</p>
<p>they loved Christmas the most&#8230;</p>
<p>without a single Who doubt.</p>
<p>a muncle for your uncle;</p>
<p>a fant for your aunt;</p>
<p>Sale on aisle three!</p>
<p>Excuse me one minute.<br />
Cindy Lou? Honey?</p>
<p>- Dad? Doesn&#8217;t this seem a bit much?<br />
- Yeah?</p>
<p>This is what Christmas<br />
is all about!</p>
<p>but the Grinch, who lived<br />
just north of Whoville&#8230;</p>
<p>did not.</p>
<p>Hey, Drew, I&#8217;ll race you!</p>
<p>You guys, where are we?</p>
<p>- Who flesh!<br />
- Oh, Drew!</p>
<p>You&#8217;rescared of the Grinch</p>
<p>- Are too!<br />
- Am not!</p>
<p>Wait for me!</p>
<p>Come on. Touch it.<br />
Touch the door.</p>
<p>Do it for me, Stu.</p>
<p>Well done, Max!</p>
<p>Get my cloak.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been much too tolerant of these<br />
&#8221;Who-venile&#8221; delinquents&#8230;</p>
<p>and their innocent,<br />
victimless pranks.</p>
<p>I guess I could use a little&#8230;</p>
<p>social interaction.</p>
<p>Merry Christmas!</p>
<p>You see, Max?<br />
The city is a dangerous place.</p>
<p>The Grinch hated Christmas,<br />
the whole Christmas season.</p>
<p>Be sure to run real fast with it, now.<br />
Come on. Double time. Let&#8217;s go. Move.</p>
<p>It could be that his head<br />
wasn&#8217;ts crewedon just right&#8230;</p>
<p>- Idiot.<br />
-may have been that his heart&#8230;</p>
<p>was two sizes too small.</p>
<p>I guess.</p>
<p>Doesn&#8217;t this seem superfluous?</p>
<p>Lou!</p>
<p>What do you want? I mean&#8211;</p>
<p>Hello, Mayor May-Who, sir.</p>
<p>one thousandth Whobilation.</p>
<p>says, uh, very clearly&#8211;</p>
<p>&#8221; Every size of Who<br />
we can measure&#8230;</p>
<p>knows that Whobilation is<br />
a time we must treasure.&#8221;</p>
<p>Please tell me<br />
thatyour boys&#8230;</p>
<p>were not up on Mount Crumpit&#8230;</p>
<p>- who hates Christmas!<br />
- But it was the Grinch!</p>
<p>No, no, no, no, sir.<br />
The boys didn&#8217;t see any Grinch.</p>
<p>Oh, well.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s a&#8211;<br />
That&#8217;s a relief.</p>
<p>Lou, I need this there by tomorrow.</p>
<p>Heckuvarush.</p>
<p>You kids and the Grinch!</p>
<p>- A what?<br />
- Exactly, honey.</p>
<p>And he&#8217;s a What who<br />
doesn&#8217;t like Christmas.</p>
<p>Look at his mailbox.</p>
<p>Not a single Christmas card<br />
in or out, ever!</p>
<p>And for the rest ofyou&#8211;</p>
<p>Jury duty!Jury duty!</p>
<p>Jury duty&#8211;</p>
<p>You&#8217;re the-the-the&#8211;</p>
<p>The-the-the&#8211; The Grinch!</p>
<p>Help!</p>
<p>Well, that worked out nicely.</p>
<p>Help!</p>
<p>Ourwork here is finished.</p>
<p>Help me! Please help!</p>
<p>That is not a chew toy!</p>
<p>You have no idea<br />
where it&#8217;s been!</p>
<p>Help!</p>
<p>There!</p>
<p>There! Give me that!</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s go.</p>
<p>Thanks for saving me.</p>
<p>Saving you?</p>
<p>Wrong-o.</p>
<p>Hold still!</p>
<p>Max, pick out a bow.</p>
<p>Hello! Hello!</p>
<p>Dad!</p>
<p>What the hey&#8211;</p>
<p>Honey.</p>
<p>Now, that&#8217;s holiday.</p>
<p>Inher head bum-tumbled<br />
a conflictor two.</p>
<p>&#8221;If the Grinch was sobad,<br />
then why did he saveme?&#8221;</p>
<p>Maybe.Just maybe.</p>
<p>Oh, I can feel it, Lou.<br />
This is the year.</p>
<p>When everybody asks&#8230;</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t this the chandelier<br />
from the dining room?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s all for the cause, dear.</p>
<p>-&#8217;Cause somehow I missed that one.<br />
- Go on!</p>
<p>Every year&#8230;</p>
<p>- Hi!<br />
- Martha!</p>
<p>And almost      years old.</p>
<p>Whoa! Hey!<br />
Betty, Betty! Sweetie!</p>
<p>Good night, Betty.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s go home.</p>
<p>Come on. Hurry up, slowpoke.</p>
<p>Got to be a better way!</p>
<p>A car would have<br />
paid for it self by now.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s that stench?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s fantastic!</p>
<p>Of course when I say &#8221;we,&#8221;<br />
I mean &#8221;you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh, well.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know.<br />
It&#8217;s some kind of soap.</p>
<p>Where are you, Christmas</p>
<p>Why can&#8217;t I find you</p>
<p>Why have you gone away</p>
<p>My world is changing</p>
<p>I&#8217;m rear ranging</p>
<p>Does that mean Christmas</p>
<p>Changes too</p>
<p>Where are you, Christmas</p>
<p>Do you remember</p>
<p>The girl you used toknow</p>
<p>You and I</p>
<p>Were so carefree</p>
<p>Now nothing&#8217;s easy</p>
<p>Did Christmas change</p>
<p>Or just</p>
<p>Me</p>
<p>Sweet!</p>
<p>Be it ever soheinous</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no place like home</p>
<p>First floor, factory rejects.</p>
<p>Those Whos are hard<br />
to frazzle, Max!</p>
<p>But we did ourworst.<br />
And that&#8217;s all that matters.</p>
<p>She&#8217;ll be scarred for life<br />
ifwe&#8217;re lucky.</p>
<p>Must be afraid of reprisals.</p>
<p>Yes! Down a size and a half.</p>
<p>And this time,<br />
I&#8217;ll keep it off.</p>
<p>Get the stick, Max!</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no stick!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m smarter.</p>
<p>Any calls?</p>
<p>You have no messages.</p>
<p>Odd.<br />
Better check the out going.</p>
<p>Oh, well.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s more like it.</p>
<p>Excellent year.</p>
<p>Hello!</p>
<p>How are you?</p>
<p>I asked you first!</p>
<p>- I&#8217;m an idiot!<br />
- You&#8217;re an idiot!</p>
<p>In fact,<br />
I&#8217;m going to whisper&#8230;</p>
<p>and gets back to me&#8230;</p>
<p>I won&#8217;t be able to hear it.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re an idiot!</p>
<p>Who could that be?</p>
<p>With her dad&#8217;s blabbacorder,<br />
she wouldn&#8217;t give an inch.</p>
<p>- Where did he come from?<br />
- Oh, well&#8211;</p>
<p>and tiny Who fellas&#8230;</p>
<p>He looks just like your boss.</p>
<p>So that&#8217;s how it works.</p>
<p>It was Christmas Eve,<br />
and a strange wind blew that night.</p>
<p>The poor dear.</p>
<p>But you know what?</p>
<p>Do you want a Christmas cookie?</p>
<p>- Which Christmas cookie would you like?<br />
- Santa.</p>
<p>His first words.</p>
<p>Yes, that is a Santa plate.</p>
<p>Santa, bye-bye!</p>
<p>Oh, he wasa wonderful&#8211;</p>
<p>whateverhe was.</p>
<p>And we raised him like<br />
any other Who child&#8211;</p>
<p>The Grinch?</p>
<p>He had no sense<br />
of color coordination.</p>
<p>And if the truth be told,<br />
he, um&#8211;heliked Martha.</p>
<p>Martha was my girl friend.</p>
<p>Put your back into it!</p>
<p>I tried to take him<br />
under my wing.</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t have a chance with her.<br />
You&#8217;re eight and you have a beard.</p>
<p>He had hair. Not pleasant.</p>
<p>He shed. Not right.</p>
<p>You know, Christmas<br />
is my favorite time ofyear.</p>
<p>I just love the colors.</p>
<p>Red and green.</p>
<p>Did I have a crush<br />
on the Grinch?</p>
<p>Of course not.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t ask you that.</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>For some reason,<br />
when he came home that day&#8230;</p>
<p>Perfect!</p>
<p>The fires oflove!</p>
<p>Oh, Martha!</p>
<p>Oh, Christmas!</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t have<br />
a chance with her.</p>
<p>Has everyone given their gifts?</p>
<p>- I haven&#8217;t.<br />
- What?</p>
<p>Merry Christmas, Martha May.</p>
<p>Mr. Grinch&#8230;</p>
<p>please take the bag off.</p>
<p>Yes, you take it off.</p>
<p>Put the book down.</p>
<p>And your foot.</p>
<p>Look at that hackjob!</p>
<p>Stupid present!</p>
<p>Stupid tree!</p>
<p>I hate Christmas!</p>
<p>The muscles.</p>
<p>And&#8230;</p>
<p>I could hardly be a rit.</p>
<p>I hate Christmas!<br />
I hate it!</p>
<p>And that was the last time<br />
we ever saw him.</p>
<p>The very last time.</p>
<p>So, what ever the reason,<br />
his hear to rhis shoes&#8230;</p>
<p>hes tood out side his cave,<br />
hating the Whos.</p>
<p>Alphabetically.</p>
<p>&#8221;Aadvarkian<br />
AbakenezerWho.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8230;</p>
<p>hate you!</p>
<p>Aaron B. Benson Who,<br />
I hate you.</p>
<p>Hate, hate, hate.<br />
Hate, hate, hate.</p>
<p>Double hate.</p>
<p>Loathe entirely!</p>
<p>Nutcrackers?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s their Whobilation&#8211;</p>
<p>&#8230;hes narled with as neer.</p>
<p>Tomorrow is Christmas.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s practically here.</p>
<p>Fetch me my sedative!</p>
<p>Now to take care<br />
ofthose pesky memories.</p>
<p>Whobilation, Whobilation</p>
<p>And I may do something drastic.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s fine, dear.<br />
Askyour mother.</p>
<p>- Where did she go?<br />
- Honey!</p>
<p>Honey. Hi!</p>
<p>And now the nominations&#8230;</p>
<p>Do I hear a nomination?</p>
<p>I nominate the Grinch!</p>
<p>My, my, my.</p>
<p>Thankyou.</p>
<p>Let me quote a verse&#8230;</p>
<p>from The Book of Who.</p>
<p>Thankyou.</p>
<p>&#8221; No matter how different<br />
a Who may appear&#8230;</p>
<p>Yes, well, th-the Book<br />
also says the, uh&#8211;</p>
<p>&#8221;The award&#8230;</p>
<p>It does.</p>
<p>What page?</p>
<p>- It&#8217;s in here.<br />
- But the Book does say&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8221;The Cheermeister is the one who<br />
deserves a back slap or a toast.</p>
<p>And I believe that soul<br />
is the Grinch.</p>
<p>you will too.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s right!</p>
<p>Fine. Fine.</p>
<p>why, it&#8217;s up to you.</p>
<p>But I am telling you&#8230;</p>
<p>the Grinch will<br />
never come down.</p>
<p>And when he doesn&#8217;t,<br />
the Mayorwill wear the crown.</p>
<p>Well, more or less.</p>
<p>Tick, tock, tick, tock</p>
<p>Old, young, big, small</p>
<p>Blast this Christmas music.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s joy ful and triumphant.</p>
<p>Must drown them out!</p>
<p>Not working!</p>
<p>She&#8217;d invite the Grinch herself&#8230;</p>
<p>that brave Cindy Lou.</p>
<p>Play, monkey! Play!</p>
<p>Mr. Grinch?</p>
<p>Excuse me.</p>
<p>Hello, little girl.</p>
<p>The impudence! The audacity!</p>
<p>The unmitigated gall!</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve called down the thunder,<br />
now get ready&#8230;</p>
<p>for the boom!</p>
<p>Gaze into the face offear.</p>
<p>My name is Cindy Lou Who.</p>
<p>You see, even now the terror&#8230;</p>
<p>is welling up inside you.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not scared.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think so.</p>
<p>Now you&#8217;re doomed!</p>
<p>Run for your life&#8230;</p>
<p>before I kill again!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a psycho!</p>
<p>Danger! Danger!</p>
<p>Maybe you need a time-out.</p>
<p>What do you want?</p>
<p>&#8221;Cheermeister&#8211;<br />
Celebrate with friends.&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s a good one.</p>
<p>I know you hate Christmas&#8230;</p>
<p>but what if it&#8217;s all<br />
just a mis understanding?</p>
<p>- Don&#8217;t care.<br />
- I myself am having yuletide doubts.</p>
<p>and be a part of Christmas&#8211;</p>
<p>Your session is over. Make another<br />
appointment with the receptionist&#8211;</p>
<p>Award?</p>
<p>You never mentioned&#8230;</p>
<p>an award.</p>
<p>- And I won?<br />
- You won!</p>
<p>- That means there were losers.<br />
- I guess.</p>
<p>I like it.</p>
<p>Martha Maywill be there.</p>
<p>Oh, she will?</p>
<p>And she&#8217;ll see me.<br />
A winner.</p>
<p>She&#8217;ll be on me<br />
like fleegle flies&#8230;</p>
<p>on a flat-faced<br />
floogle horse.</p>
<p>but the &#8221;G&#8221; train<br />
has left the station.</p>
<p>Will you come?</p>
<p>All right.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know ifit&#8217;s that<br />
adorable twinkle in your eye&#8230;</p>
<p>or that noncomformist streak that<br />
reminds me ofa younger, less hairy me.</p>
<p>Butyou&#8217;ve convinced me.</p>
<p>Who knows?<br />
This Whobilation&#8230;</p>
<p>Really?</p>
<p>We can&#8217;t be late<br />
for the Whobilation.</p>
<p>The nerve ofthose Whos,<br />
inviting me down there&#8230;</p>
<p>on such short notice.</p>
<p>&#8221; :<br />
wallow in self-pity.</p>
<p>:<br />
stare into the abyss.</p>
<p>:<br />
solve world hunger.&#8221;</p>
<p>Tell no one.</p>
<p>&#8221; :  Jazzercise.</p>
<p>:   dinnerwith me.&#8221;<br />
I can&#8217;t cancel that again.</p>
<p>&#8221; :   wrestle with<br />
my self-loathing.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m booked.</p>
<p>But what would I wear?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not a dress.<br />
it&#8217;s a kilt!</p>
<p>Sicko!</p>
<p>Stupid. Ugly. Out-of-date!</p>
<p>This is ridiculous. IfI can&#8217;t<br />
find something nice to wear&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not going.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m not going.</p>
<p>Congratulations, Mr. Grinch!</p>
<p>He isn&#8217;t here.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>He didn&#8217;t show?</p>
<p>Who could have predicted this?</p>
<p>But what ifit&#8217;s a cruel prank?</p>
<p>What ifit&#8217;s a cash bar?</p>
<p>But I&#8217;ll be fashionably late.<br />
No. Yes. No. Yes&#8211; No!</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Definitely not!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going, and that&#8217;s that.</p>
<p>Had my fingers crossed.</p>
<p>Maybe I should flip a coin!</p>
<p>A handsome, noble man&#8230;</p>
<p>a man who&#8217;s had his<br />
tonsils removed twice.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s an interesting story.</p>
<p>You see, what happened was&#8211;</p>
<p>- Hello, Martha.<br />
- He made it!</p>
<p>- Cindy, wha-wha&#8211;<br />
- Honey!</p>
<p>Hot crowd. Hot crowd.</p>
<p>I believe I&#8217;m here to&#8230;</p>
<p>accept an award of some kind?</p>
<p>And the child&#8230;</p>
<p>mentioned a check?</p>
<p>- No, I didn&#8217;t.<br />
- All right, then. Give me the award.</p>
<p>Come on, while I&#8217;m young!</p>
<p>you&#8217;ll getyour award.</p>
<p>But first,<br />
a little family reunion.</p>
<p>They nursed you.</p>
<p>Your old biddies!</p>
<p>Areyou two still living?</p>
<p>We missed you!</p>
<p>Rose. The sweater.<br />
The sweater, Rose.</p>
<p>Sweater? What areyou talkin&#8217; about?<br />
No, I can&#8217;t!</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t do this!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t touch me there!</p>
<p>Put him in<br />
the Chair ofCheer!</p>
<p>Chair ofCheer?</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the Chair ofCheer?</p>
<p>- You didn&#8217;t tell me about the Chair!<br />
- Please, Mr. Grinch. Please?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s that time ofyear.</p>
<p>The Cheermeister&#8217;s ride<br />
in the Chair ofCheer!</p>
<p>Put me down! I mean it!<br />
I&#8217;ll get a lawyer.</p>
<p>There&#8217;ll be hell to pay!</p>
<p>- Mine first.<br />
- I really don&#8217;t know&#8211;</p>
<p>No, mine&#8217;s the best!</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll enjoy this.</p>
<p>This is not pudding.</p>
<p>What is it?</p>
<p>This is mine.</p>
<p>Christmas Conga!</p>
<p>Gee, look at the time.<br />
I really should be getting back.</p>
<p>All right!</p>
<p>Fruitcake.</p>
<p>Fudgejudge.</p>
<p>- Mine are homemade too.<br />
- Okay.</p>
<p>Put it in. Bring it on!</p>
<p>Is that all you got?</p>
<p>Is that all you got?<br />
Come on.</p>
<p>Outta the way, slow-mo!</p>
<p>Excuse me. Pardon me.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s number one<br />
in the sack race run!</p>
<p>Number one!<br />
I&#8217;m number one!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m number one!</p>
<p>No child can beat the Grinch!</p>
<p>Yeah!</p>
<p>I beatyou!</p>
<p>And now it&#8217;s time for the moment<br />
we&#8217;ve all been waiting for.</p>
<p>Ah, yes! My award.</p>
<p>- And the check.<br />
- There&#8217;s no check.</p>
<p>I said, there&#8217;s no check.<br />
And now it&#8217;s time&#8230;</p>
<p>for Present Pass It On!</p>
<p>A gift ofa Christmas shave.</p>
<p>Lookat thathackjob!</p>
<p>Good times.</p>
<p>Please become<br />
Mrs. Augustus May-Who.</p>
<p>Ifyou agree to be mywife&#8230;</p>
<p>you&#8217;ll also receive this:</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a new car!</p>
<p>What doyou say, Martha?</p>
<p>Well, I&#8211;</p>
<p>These gifts are quite dazzling.</p>
<p>Ofcourse they are.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s what<br />
it&#8217;s all about, isn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>That&#8217;s what it&#8217;s<br />
always been about!</p>
<p>Gifts!</p>
<p>And the avarice.</p>
<p>The avarice never ends!</p>
<p>Look, I don&#8217;t<br />
wanna make waves.</p>
<p>But this whole Christmas<br />
season is&#8230;</p>
<p>stupid, stupid, stupid!</p>
<p>There is, however&#8230;</p>
<p>one teeny-tiny&#8230;</p>
<p>Christmas tradition&#8230;</p>
<p>I find&#8230;</p>
<p>quite meaningful.</p>
<p>Mistletoe.</p>
<p>Somebody&#8217;s fabulous!</p>
<p>- Let&#8217;s go!<br />
- No!</p>
<p>Excuse me, old-timer.<br />
Mind ifI wet mywhistle?</p>
<p>Well, uh&#8211;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s my good stuff.</p>
<p>Burn, baby! Burn!</p>
<p>Oh, wow.</p>
<p>Oh, the Whomanity!</p>
<p>- Let&#8217;s go! Come on!<br />
- No! Wait!</p>
<p>Taxi!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s because I&#8217;m green,<br />
isn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>Halt!</p>
<p>You might wanna scooch over.</p>
<p>You did the right thing.</p>
<p>Out ofthe way!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s gonna blow!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m hurt, Lou.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m hurt,<br />
and I don&#8217;t hurt easily.</p>
<p>Butyou and your family&#8211;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m so&#8211; so disappointed.</p>
<p>Grinch-less?</p>
<p>Merry Christmas!</p>
<p>I quite enjoyed that.</p>
<p>Come on, come on!<br />
Good thing we have a spare.</p>
<p>Suffering snorkelblatz!</p>
<p>They&#8217;re relentless!</p>
<p>Only four hours till Christmas!</p>
<p>Yes, the Grinchknew<br />
tomorrowallthe Whogirlsandboys&#8230;</p>
<p>And then, oh,<br />
the noise!</p>
<p>Oh, the noise, noise,<br />
noise, noise!</p>
<p>They&#8217;ll bang on tong-tinglers.</p>
<p>and rare Who roast beast!</p>
<p>Oh, no.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m speaking in rhyme!</p>
<p>Blastyou, Whos!</p>
<p>themore the Grinch thought&#8211;</p>
<p>But how?</p>
<p>I mean, in what way?</p>
<p>Well, Christmas<br />
isgoin&#8217;to the dogs</p>
<p>Christmas?</p>
<p>Wrong-o!</p>
<p>then you might as well&#8211;</p>
<p>The Grinchgota wonderful&#8230;</p>
<p>awfulidea.</p>
<p>I knowjust what to do.</p>
<p>Andhe chuckled<br />
andclucked&#8230;</p>
<p>at thisgreat Grinchytrick.</p>
<p>With this coat and this hat,<br />
I&#8217;ll look just like St. Nick.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re a mean one<br />
Mr. Grinch</p>
<p>Youreallyareaheel</p>
<p>Mr. Grinch</p>
<p>You&#8217;re a bad banana with a</p>
<p>Greasy black peel</p>
<p>just face the music<br />
You&#8217;re a monster</p>
<p>Mr. Grinch<br />
Yes, you are</p>
<p>Your heart&#8217;s an empty hole</p>
<p>Mr. Grinch</p>
<p>I wouldn&#8217;t touch you with a</p>
<p>Stay focused!</p>
<p>No one would denyit</p>
<p>Air bag&#8217;s a little slow.</p>
<p>But that&#8217;s what<br />
these tests are for!</p>
<p>You&#8217;rea vile one</p>
<p>Mr. Grinch</p>
<p>You have termites<br />
in your smile</p>
<p>You have all<br />
the tender sweetness</p>
<p>Of a sea sick crocodile</p>
<p>Mr. Grinch</p>
<p>Sea sick crocodile</p>
<p>Talk about a recluse.</p>
<p>Merry Christmas!</p>
<p>Forgot about the reindeer.</p>
<p>Did that stop the old Grinch?</p>
<p>The Grinch simply said&#8211;</p>
<p>IfI can&#8217;t find a reindeer&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll make one instead.</p>
<p>So he called his dog Max&#8230;</p>
<p>and he took<br />
some red thread&#8230;</p>
<p>All right. You&#8217;re a reindeer.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re a freakwith a red nose,<br />
and nobody likes you.</p>
<p>You hate Christmas!<br />
You&#8217;re gonna steal it!</p>
<p>Action!</p>
<p>Brilliant!</p>
<p>You reject your own nose&#8230;</p>
<p>Why didn&#8217;t I think ofthat?</p>
<p>Cut, print, check the gate.<br />
Moving on.</p>
<p>That feels good.</p>
<p>This is nuts!</p>
<p>On Crasher!<br />
On Thrasher!</p>
<p>On Vomit and Blitzkrieg!</p>
<p>Mommy, tell it to stop!</p>
<p>Almost lost my cool there.</p>
<p>All their windows were dark.<br />
Quiet snow filled theair.</p>
<p>when he came to the first<br />
little house on the square.</p>
<p>Welcome to Whoville, Max.</p>
<p>Betty?</p>
<p>Did you hear something?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s Santa!</p>
<p>Go right back to sleep.</p>
<p>Come on, Max.<br />
It&#8217;s our first stop.</p>
<p>The old Grinchy Claushissed&#8230;</p>
<p>and he climbed to the roof,<br />
empty bags in his fist.</p>
<p>but if Santa could doit,<br />
then so could the Grinch.</p>
<p>with a combo tuck and pike.</p>
<p>High degree of difficulty.</p>
<p>Then he stuck his head out<br />
of the fire place flue.</p>
<p>A little more stealth, please.</p>
<p>&#8230;are the first thing to go.</p>
<p>Then he slunk to the ice box.</p>
<p>Slunk?</p>
<p>He eyed the Whos&#8217; feast.</p>
<p>He took the Who-pudding.</p>
<p>He took the roast beast.</p>
<p>Hike!</p>
<p>He cleanedout that ice box<br />
as quickasa flash.</p>
<p>Then he stuffed all the food<br />
up the chimney with glee.</p>
<p>- And now&#8211;<br />
- &#8230;grinned the Grinch&#8211;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll stuff up the tree.</p>
<p>when he hear da small sound<br />
like the coo of a dove.</p>
<p>Excuse me.</p>
<p>Santa Claus?<br />
What areyou doing with our tree?</p>
<p>Why, my sweet little tot.</p>
<p>The fake Santa Claus lied.</p>
<p>on one side.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll fix it up there&#8230;</p>
<p>and I&#8217;ll bring it back here.</p>
<p>Santa, what&#8217;s Christmas<br />
really about?</p>
<p>Vengeance!</p>
<p>I mean&#8230;</p>
<p>presents&#8230;</p>
<p>I suppose.</p>
<p>I was afraid ofthat.</p>
<p>And his fib fooled the child.</p>
<p>and he sent her tobed.</p>
<p>- What?<br />
- Don&#8217;t forget the Grinch.</p>
<p>I know he&#8217;s mean<br />
and hairy and smelly.</p>
<p>Sweet?</p>
<p>You think he&#8217;s sweet?</p>
<p>Merry Christmas, Santa.</p>
<p>Nice kid.</p>
<p>Bad judge of character.</p>
<p>was a crumb that was even<br />
too small for a mouse.</p>
<p>Then hes lithe red and slunk,<br />
with a smile most unpleasant&#8230;</p>
<p>around each Who home,<br />
and he took every present.</p>
<p>Clearance sale.<br />
Everything must go.</p>
<p>What now?</p>
<p>No, silly!</p>
<p>Kiss me, you fool!</p>
<p>Rudolph?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s all you, Maxie!</p>
<p>herode with his load<br />
to the tiptop to dumpit.</p>
<p>We did it!</p>
<p>That wasn&#8217;t so bad, was it, Max?</p>
<p>They&#8217;ll be waking up now.</p>
<p>All those Whos<br />
down in Whoville&#8230;</p>
<p>will all cry.</p>
<p>What an embarrassment!<br />
I&#8217;ve been robbed!</p>
<p>Well, I wonderwho<br />
could&#8217;ve done this.</p>
<p>Tell you people one thing:</p>
<p>Invite the Grinch&#8230;</p>
<p>destroy Christmas.</p>
<p>Invite the Grinch,<br />
destroy Christmas!</p>
<p>But did anyone listen to me?</p>
<p>- I did.<br />
- No!</p>
<p>You choose to listen<br />
to a little&#8230;</p>
<p>not-to-be-taken-seriously girl&#8230;</p>
<p>Ifshe isn&#8217;t, I am.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m glad he took<br />
our presents.</p>
<p>- What?<br />
- I&#8211;</p>
<p>Well, I&#8211; I&#8217;m glad.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re glad everything<br />
is gone.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re glad that the Grinch&#8230;</p>
<p>virtuallywrecked&#8211;</p>
<p>No, no, no, not wrecked&#8211;<br />
pulverized Christmas.</p>
<p>You can&#8217;t hurt Christmas,<br />
Mr. Mayor&#8230;</p>
<p>And me.<br />
She&#8217;s been trying to tell me.</p>
<p>Oh, give me a break.</p>
<p>Merry Christmas!</p>
<p>Mr. Grinch?</p>
<p>Now for the final note<br />
in my symphony&#8230;</p>
<p>of down right<br />
nasty not-niceness!</p>
<p>The crescendo<br />
of my odious opus!</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>It&#8217;ll be like<br />
music to my ears!</p>
<p>Then the Grinch heard a sound<br />
rising over the snow.</p>
<p>It started in low,<br />
then it started to grow.</p>
<p>But the sound wasn&#8217;t sad.</p>
<p>Why, this sounded merry.</p>
<p>But it was merry. Very.</p>
<p>Some how or other,<br />
it came just the same!</p>
<p>Mr. Grinch?</p>
<p>And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet<br />
ice-cold in the snow&#8230;</p>
<p>stood puzzling and puzzling.</p>
<p>How could it be so?</p>
<p>It came without ribbons!</p>
<p>It came without tags!</p>
<p>And he puzzled and puzzled&#8230;</p>
<p>till his puzzler was sore.</p>
<p>Then the Grinch<br />
thought of something&#8230;</p>
<p>he hadn&#8217;t before.</p>
<p>Maybe Christmas&#8211;</p>
<p>&#8230;he thought&#8211;</p>
<p>doesn&#8217;t come from a store.</p>
<p>Maybe Christmas&#8230;</p>
<p>perhaps&#8230;</p>
<p>means a little bit more.</p>
<p>Help me!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m&#8230;</p>
<p>feeling!</p>
<p>And what happened then&#8211;</p>
<p>Well, in Whoville<br />
they say&#8230;</p>
<p>that the Grinch&#8217;s<br />
small heart&#8230;</p>
<p>What&#8217;s happening to me?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m all&#8230;</p>
<p>toasty inside.</p>
<p>And I&#8217;m leaking.</p>
<p>I love ya!</p>
<p>Get out of here!<br />
One step at a time.</p>
<p>What is the deal?</p>
<p>Wait!</p>
<p>This can&#8217;t happen!</p>
<p>It shouldn&#8217;t! It couldn&#8217;t!<br />
It mustn&#8217;t! It wouldn&#8217;t!</p>
<p>Not now, not then,<br />
not ever again!</p>
<p>Oh, well.</p>
<p>It&#8217;sjust toys, right?</p>
<p>Hi, Mr. Grinch!</p>
<p>I came to see you.</p>
<p>No one should be alone<br />
on Christmas.</p>
<p>I gotya, Cindy Lou!</p>
<p>You did it!</p>
<p>Now scoot over!<br />
It&#8217;s my turn to drive!</p>
<p>I&#8217;d better slow<br />
this puppy down!</p>
<p>We&#8217;re gonna crash!</p>
<p>Even ifwe&#8217;re<br />
horribly mangled&#8230;</p>
<p>there&#8217;ll be no sad faces<br />
on Christmas.</p>
<p>- What is it?<br />
- Help!</p>
<p>My baby!</p>
<p>Oh, Martha,<br />
grab an end.</p>
<p>This could be a little more<br />
difficult to negotiate.</p>
<p>Heads up, Whoville!</p>
<p>Yeah!</p>
<p>Thanks for the help.</p>
<p>All right.</p>
<p>What do we have here?</p>
<p>You got me, Officer!</p>
<p>I did it!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m the Grinch<br />
that stole Christmas.</p>
<p>And I&#8217;m sorry.</p>
<p>Put me in a choke hold?<br />
Blind me with pepper spray?</p>
<p>You heard him, Officer.<br />
He admitted it.</p>
<p>Yes, I heard him,<br />
all right.</p>
<p>He said he was sorry.</p>
<p>Help me out here, people.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m afraid I do have<br />
something foryou!</p>
<p>Your ring back.</p>
<p>someone else.</p>
<p>No hard feelings?</p>
<p>Your cheek&#8217;s so&#8211;</p>
<p>I know.<br />
Hairy?</p>
<p>- No.<br />
- Greasy?</p>
<p>Warm.</p>
<p>Welcome, Christmas</p>
<p>Come this way</p>
<p>Welcome, Christmas</p>
<p>Christmas Day</p>
<p>Welcome, welcome</p>
<p>Welcome, welcome</p>
<p>Christmas Day<br />
isin our grasp</p>
<p>Welcome, Christmas<br />
Bring your&#8211;</p>
<p>- Cheer<br />
- Cheer</p>
<p>Welcome, all Whos</p>
<p>Far</p>
<p>And</p>
<p>Near</p>
<p>And he&#8211;he himself, the Grinch&#8211;<br />
carved the roastbeast.</p>
<p>Yeah!</p>
<p>There&#8217;s nothin&#8217; like the holidays.</p>
<p>Too late! That&#8217;ll be mine.</p>
<p>Where are you, Christmas</p>
<p>I think I&#8217;ve found you</p>
<p>This time I&#8217;ll make you stay</p>
<p>All will be singing</p>
<p>Bells will be ringing</p>
<p>Now and forever</p>
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